by Laveen Loveleen
Advantages
* She stays home and takes care of kids and household chores.
* She is always good in bed because she is never tired.
* Will always cook a good meal (NO NANDOS, KFC, etc)
Disadvantages
* You will never know what she does when you are at work.
* She behaves like your mother when you come home late.
* She bitches when you watch TV too long.
* You can't play your music loud.
She really wants to see your payslip
2. PROFESSIONAL / MILLENNIUM / WORKING -LADIES
* She does not need your money
* She can lend you her car (latest model BMW/Volvo), u can boast to your friends that u have a connected Cherrie!! Pssst!!!
*You can even date other women with her car!!!
* She has a credit card and petrol coupon for u when u r down and out.
Disadvantages
* She is generally BAD IN BED. Its either she is too tired or doesn't just feel like it and u don’t have to wonder why we keep more than one of those at a time!!!.)
*You'll have take-away for dinner 6 times a week (AT LEAST!!)
* She thinks she owns you; more than your mother does sometimes.
* She hates your friends; u can't even go to the stadium once a month.
* She always tells you to get a better job, car, house etc. (the list goes on, COZ SHE MOST LIKELY EARNS MORE THAN YOU DO!!!)
* You won't have a life with this one. They have no respect; they will insult you / your mother in English and French....
* they also sleep with their colleagues @ work or their bosses
Advantages
* VERY VERY GOOD IN BED (wow!!!).
Disadvantages
* She makes sure she leaves you penniless. (Airtime, lunch, hair do, cosmetics,clothes flats, etc!!!) And then spends the money on her "real boyfriend" ho! ho! ho!
* She tells you she is on a pill, but she is pregnant within 3 months of the relationship.
*Whenever there is a misunderstanding, she is quick to say you are using her (..but it’s quite the opposite ( confusion at its best!!! )
* She sues for maintenance costs, especially if you are prominent and takes the story to the Sunday mail, Herald, Daily, Metro......
